I’ve loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
Tracks
…………………uh
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
The turning signals in an asian drivers car
Meg Griffin
Canada
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Omg so I went on club penguin to mess with the kids and then they started a riot and made me the leader.
Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.
(Source: useacond0m)
thebucketwhisperer:
That awkward moment when the other god in the room has a bigger hammer than you.
(Source: dorkamine)
am i the only person who has ran through a field screaming “I AM THE FUCKING DRAGONBORN. OUTTA MY WAY, WENCHES”
solluxcaptorsthrobbingtentabulge:
someone punch her
seriously someone just punch her
someone’s single
freshman in high school with a tumblr
stop her now
before it’s too late
this is why i hate people
i think she’s a lesbian
make sure you’re off your period before making another video,
cunt.
Because no guy ever marries their girlfriend and raises a child and grows old with their spouse.
“”If you know someone for a fucking week, you don’t go fucking them.”
Speaking from recent personal experience it seems there, kiddo.
You know nothing about life, love and relationships. Get off of tumblr and experience the real world for a while, then maybe you can come back without being such an abhorrent idiot.
Speaking as a boyfriend of nearly 3 years to someone awesome.
1/ My boyfriend IS different. He IS so amazing. He IS the best. OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND.
2/ My boyfriend ISN’T just after vagina. I have to bribe him with candy to get his face down there.
3/ I’ve been with him for almost 3 years. Either he’s crazy, or there’s actually something special going on here. I’m getting the feeling that he’s not just gonna leave me any time soon.
4/ The Notebook was stupid.
5/ The only times I’ve ever cried around him was because of things he had nothing to do with. And he hugged me and pet my hair and made me feel safe and happy again.
6/ You’re obsessed with stroking your hair.
7/ My man put SO MUCH EFFORT into our relationship before we ever bumped uglies. He would drive a half hour from his house just so that I wouldn’t have to walk home from work in the middle of the night.
8/ When we finally DID have sex for the first time, it was awkward and terrible and hilarious. AND HE STUCK AROUND EVEN THOUGH I WAS A BAD FUCK THAT TIME.
This is our generation folks! Having fun living with that!
Oh yeah, this is totally true.
Because I would totally love my girlfriend and then leave her.
I would totally leave my girlfriend because I totally don’t love her more than anything.
It’s totally not like she is one of the most important people in my world.
Because I totally only care about fucking her.
BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY REALISTIC THAT I ONLY CARE ABOUT SEX AND THEN I’LL JUST LEAVE HER.
ITS NOT LIKE I LOVE HER.
someonepleaseslapthisgirl.
kill this bitch with fire
PLEASE……
someone had their bitchflakes this morning
So you’re basically telling your dad was just around your mom’s vag
And that he is no different.
Coool
Cool
Plz get out of the internet
I don’t really want a vagina. Or a penis for that matter.
And when I ask someone out it’s because I feel like I could see myself with them in the distant future. And if I decide to fuck anyone it wont be to satisfy myself once or twice, it’ll be because I want to be as close to them as physically possible.
Ok I’m done.
all men live IN VAGINA. worst choice of words ever xDD
what about girlfriends? ((:
somebody just got dumped
(Source: drunkenmiinds0berheart)
Looks like someone found your tumblr
