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this is why i hate people

i think she’s a lesbian

make sure you’re off your period before making another video,

cunt.

Because no guy ever marries their girlfriend and raises a child and grows old with their spouse.

“”If you know someone for a fucking week, you don’t go fucking them.”

Speaking from recent personal experience it seems there, kiddo.

You know nothing about life, love and relationships. Get off of tumblr and experience the real world for a while, then maybe you can come back without being such an abhorrent idiot.

Speaking as a boyfriend of nearly 3 years to someone awesome.

1/ My boyfriend IS different. He IS so amazing. He IS the best. OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND.

2/ My boyfriend ISN’T just after vagina. I have to bribe him with candy to get his face down there.

3/ I’ve been with him for almost 3 years. Either he’s crazy, or there’s actually something special going on here. I’m getting the feeling that he’s not just gonna leave me any time soon.

4/ The Notebook was stupid.

5/ The only times I’ve ever cried around him was because of things he had nothing to do with. And he hugged me and pet my hair and made me feel safe and happy again.

6/ You’re obsessed with stroking your hair.

7/ My man put SO MUCH EFFORT into our relationship before we ever bumped uglies. He would drive a half hour from his house just so that I wouldn’t have to walk home from work in the middle of the night.

8/ When we finally DID have sex for the first time, it was awkward and terrible and hilarious. AND HE STUCK AROUND EVEN THOUGH I WAS A BAD FUCK THAT TIME.

This is our generation folks! Having fun living with that!

Oh yeah, this is totally true.

Because I would totally love my girlfriend and then leave her.

I would totally leave my girlfriend because I totally don’t love her more than anything.

It’s totally not like she is one of the most important people in my world.

Because I totally only care about fucking her.

BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY REALISTIC THAT I ONLY CARE ABOUT SEX AND THEN I’LL JUST LEAVE HER.

ITS NOT LIKE I LOVE HER.

someonepleaseslapthisgirl.

kill this bitch with fire
PLEASE……
 

someone had their bitchflakes this morning

So you’re basically telling your dad was just around your mom’s vag

And that he is no different.

Coool

Cool

Plz get out of the internet

I don’t really want a vagina. Or a penis for that matter.

And when I ask someone out it’s because I feel like I could see myself with them in the distant future. And if I decide to fuck anyone it wont be to satisfy myself once or twice, it’ll be because I want to be as close to them as physically possible.

Ok I’m done.

all men live IN VAGINA. worst choice of words ever xDD

what about girlfriends? ((:

somebody just got dumped 

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